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September 22

懶人生活~

兩個月沒更新space了
自從去SF完之後好幾次打算寫下旅遊記事
可是手放到鍵盤上就無力了 Orz
另外...上週加入了Facebook...
更多東西可以寫了啊
可是.......
懶人, 要振作了..........................嗎? Orzzzzzz
 
PS. 換上王力宏的你不在 換換心情~ Open-mouthed
July 15

"No Cussing At Work"

哈哈哈 今天看到好笑的東西
同事轉給我的
貼上來分享一下
 
No Cussing at Work 

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.





Number 1

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.


Number 2

TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

Number 3

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?


Number 4

TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

Number 5

TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7

TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

Number 8

TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

Number 9

TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

Number 10

TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 11

TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues....
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

Number 12

TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13

TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 14

TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

Number 15

TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.

INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.


Number 16

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD O F: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 18

TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.


Thank You,
Human Resources
July 08

You are not alone...

In the end
I looked at you
Sleeping like a child
Innocent and peacefully
You will wake up again
Embraced by heavenly angel singings
And hearing my whisper
"You are not alone..."
 
Another day has gone
I'm still all alone
How could this be
You're not here with me

You never said goodbye
Someone tell me why
Did you have to go
And leave my world so cold

Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did love slip away
Something whispers in my ear and says

That you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay

But you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart

But you are not alone

'Lone, 'lone
Why, 'lone

Just the other night
I thought I heard you cry
Asking me to come
And hold you in my arms

I can hear your prayers
Your burdens I will bear
But first I need your hand
Then forever can begin

Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did love slip away
Something whispers in my ear and says

That you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay

For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart

For you are not alone

Whisper three words and I'll come runnin'
And girl you know that I'll be there
I'll be there
 

Goodbye, until we meet again...

今天在電視機旁全程參與了MJ最號的告別式
這位我認為20世紀偉大的音樂人
到現在我還不太能相信
怎麼就結束了...
 
從第一次聽到MJ的歌
看到他的舞
每一次的表演都是如此吸引人
自然流暢的動作
充滿爆發力的舞蹈
音樂的節奏和旋律
 
記得
小時候
電視上的綜藝節目天天有人模仿MJ
那時簡直是把MJ當超人一樣崇拜
長大了才知道
他真的是音樂界的超人
貓王 披頭四
這些人紅的時代對我來說太早了
但是MJ
我想我一生都不會忘記他的歌 他的舞
 
電視裡的牧師 Al Sharoton
對著MJ的子女所說
"There wes nothing strange about your dad.
It was the strange that your dad had to deal with"
我真的好感動...
媒體 輿論 一些自以為是的人
藉由別人的私生活炒作話題
獲得知名度 或 利益
我痛恨
這些任意加諸在別人身上的壓力
八卦 小道 謠言 都是一樣
不會有人敢大方的活在攝影機前
讓自己的隱私全部赤裸的展示再世人面前
我相信 對全人類有貢獻的人 不一定是模範好人
但是他們的功勞 都是歷史洗不掉的
為什麼有能力的人
要遭受其他人放大鏡的眼光
之前Michael Phelp高中吸毒
也是一堆什麼自以為是的"家長"
抗議說什麼Michael Phelp不夠好 讓還子學壞
放屁! 人家游泳拿了多少面金牌
這是什麼理由表現出色的人
要被你們這些人莫名其妙的指責
怎麼成千上萬吸毒 又沒對社會有貢獻的人
你不去關心 譴責一下
人家有talent反而是罪過
Brintney Spears 也是
以現在的社會模式
這些明星一個個都會有'精神問題
最後都得靠藥物控制
不體若多病才怪
 
姑且不論
MJ是否真的有精神疾病
或是戀童屁 性騷擾
我覺得 這些都是他不好的負面生活
不影響他在音樂上的貢獻
這是無可取代的
莫札特天才音樂家
私生活亂的一踏糊塗
花錢如流水
導致晚年落魄
後人有去在乎他的這些人格?
一個人的價值
在於他對世界留下了什麼
而MJ
會留在流行音樂史上
永不磨滅
 
R.I.P. Michael~
July 01

懶了~

一個月沒上來
感覺像小時候寫日記
寫3天就放棄 Orz....
每天的生活幾乎一成不變
對很多事情也慢慢麻木
找不到其中的樂趣
打到第七行了
就醬巴 Orz